Friday, November 8, 2013

DVdL: MISS ESTEEMED DOLCE VITA CONTEST CANCELLED (JOKES)

MISS ESTEEMED DOLCE VITA CONTEST CANCELLED

The world-wide search for the first Miss Esteemed Dolce Vita has been cancelled.  What started out as a well-intended feminist statement about "lookism" (with an "Any Woman -- Or Man -- Can Win" theme) was unfortunately misconstrued as a gathering of leggy racists. Producers of the controversial event were unavailable for comment, pending lawsuits.
 
Says DVdL Founder and Esteemed Member, Jennifer Johnson, "Uh...Maybe we should just stick with reading the books..."

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